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we heard some of the boys talking today about new merchandise...

rumors include some customized NIKE's.

we think these boys would look hot in just about anything.

Spotlight: Crazy Legz

Probably the most underrated hotness in F15, Crazy Legz was the heart&soul of 2009.

We want what we can't have, right ladies? Well put this boy on the top of your list. TIME Magazine rated him as one of 2010's Top 10 Bachelors to watch who are Mormon and graduating from Northwestern.

A musical genius, the group is going to take a tumble without him, and those are some HUGE (we mean HUGE as in **~HUGE~**divide by 2 and add an inch) shoes to fill.

Our emotional heartz ooooze, but our gossip souls yawn. While his nickname may be CRAZY, this one avoids the paparazzi and the drama.

But we can stay in a few nights a week as long as we're stealing our kisses from Crazy Legz.

SPOTTED

Sweetheart Alumn Miss Green was spotted in E-town dining with SnowCream.

The two were looking hot and heavy hiding from paparazzi. We hear she's been coming to the Chi weekly...Let's hope SlutkinB. doesn't catch wind of this.

The Situation

Alright, we know. We did not post the lowdown on Sunday as we said we would...how could we? We could hardly get out of bed...in fact, we had hardly gone to bed before Sunday was over.

Saturday night delivered.

Our predictions were true. Pledge did not even show up. Sweetheart Sturtz pre-gamed beyond her wildest dreams and LOL might as well have taken the entire party home...though to our dismay, K.Kid did leave alone.

and did you know DPav was there? Neither did we.

In fact, the d-rank was flowing and the music was pumping so hxc (you know that means hardcore right) that The Situation showed up.

and The Situation was SO hxc that the PLounge received its FIRST EVER noise warning. Shocking, we know.

So keep the parties coming boys, and we'll try to take notes next time...though we don't promise they'll be legible.

icka's

Just over a half an hour ago, the first group stepped onstage of Ryan Auditorium...

but we are not there. Why would we be? F15 doesn't go on for at least an hour.

What we're REALLY waiting for is the all-exclusive F15 after party. And let's be honest: this party is so exclusive, Lindsay Lohan could barely get her usual invite. That's what you get for pissing off SnowCream.

It has been weeks...maybe MONTHS since the boys have come together to throw a party of such proportions...but will they leave us disappointed again? Let's not forget that downer of a post-show party last December.

Needless to say, the boys have a lot of catching up to do, and we'll be there to hold their hair back.

Predictions:

Pledge will poop out early. With parents in town, he is definitely not hxc enough to last.

Sweetheart Sturtz will have pre-gamed WAY too hard.

LOL will not go home alone.

So go get 'em boys. We'll be watching.

Check back tomorrow Fans for the complete rundown.